I am debating whether or not to order some boxer-briefs. I found some I like that are cheap. Theoretically I can go to the store to get them, but really, my mom NEVER lets me go shopping by myself, even though I can walk to the store if I wanted. I just don't want her to find out that I am dressing... not femininely, so I can't buy them with her around.
Option A: Order them, get them, parents never find box
Option B: Order them, they come, mother finds box and asks questions which I don't want to answer
Option C: Order them, they come, mother finds box, pretends it never arrived, opens it, and consults my dad
Option D: Don't Order them an